My mother continues to torture me. Yesterday she took me to a professional. She called herself a "pediatrician" but I knew that was just a cover story. First they measured my defenses, then attacked me with needles. According to them, I now weigh 16lb 11oz (25th percentile), am 26.5 inches long (20th percentile), and have a head circumference of 17.25 (30th percentile).
I continue to be in the 95th percentile in cuteness.
too cute in pjs
13 years ago
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